Wow. It's a bumper show, live from the Prince Arthur on a breezy sunny evening in East London. The beer and wine is flowing freely, and vacation-bound Nick has sensationally allowed Tom, Dan and Jamie access to his FPL team account and, incredibly, his Wildcard.
Will the gang's judgement be as disastrously ill-fated as a Harry Kane corner, or will they launch Nick's team Zlatan-like heights as he aims for redemption in the NTL league?
Tune in to find out.