Apologies for the hiatus ladies and gents.
We are but human. And yet, in this universe of Double Gameweeks, rising player prices and minute-to-minute statistical analyses, the NTL pod are immortals. Almost.
Jamie washes his hair while Dan, Nick and Tom leg it to the pub. We'll dissect Gabbiadini's soaring prospects, while commiserating over spilt Costa milk. Loads more too!
Wow. It's a bumper show, live from the Prince Arthur on a breezy sunny evening in East London. The beer and wine is flowing freely, and vacation-bound Nick has sensationally allowed Tom, Dan and Jamie access to his FPL team account and, incredibly, his Wildcard.
Will the gang's judgement be as disastrously ill-fated as a Harry Kane corner, or will they launch Nick's team Zlatan-like heights as he aims for redemption in the NTL league?
Tune in to find out.
If you had Jamie Vardy, you know something we don't. All the unpredictables as well as the utterly blatant FPL talking points this week with Jamie, Nick and Tom coursing you through the ever browning waters towards the tasty end of the season.
Wildcard tactics, blank gameweeks and hot streaker striker chat to fill your ears and muddy boots ahead of some testing fantasy times for all of us. Plus a BIG pod announcement - stick around and don't miss out!
Dan and Nick discuss imminent wildcard actions, upcoming blank gameweeks and the fortunes of the brave. Dan is on the FPL couch as wildcard selection chat turns into something of a counselling session, giving you a rich journey through the league's bandwagon Mustafi's (must have's) and Defoe-rentials (differentials).
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Jamie 'Fantasy' King returns to the microphone to tell us how windy it is at the top, reiterate his fantasy tactics and generally spouse good will. After monster Lukaku's monster points haul did you have him leading the line with the armband? All this plus a thorough round up of where to find FPL value from teams across the league, from the bandwagons to the sinking ships.
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A bumper edition focuses on the respective thoughts 2/3 of the way through the transfer window with an NTL mid-pod transfer from Dan to Tom with Nick probing their respective gameweek performances. We FINALLY get an update from Young Guns Utd manager Tom on his secrets to success as he joint tops out the NTL gameweek rankings.
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After a short winter break we are back and raring to go!
Green arrows and points aplenty are up for grabs with new wildcard opportunities, and the team discuss fixtures, budget buys and superstars we expect to take Fantasy Premier League by storm in 2017.